A Roman
Maxim
“Cura ut valeas!”
[“Take care that you be Strong!”]
Combat athletes want to
be strong.
Everyone wants to be
lean.
The proof of an
effective conditioning regimen of any stripe, be it CrossFit, Zumba or our own
Unleaded Conditioning needs to be answered in an objective manner that skips
the subjective.
That is, do we stick
with a method simply because changing horses in the middle of a stream feels
wrong, or do we stand pat because of some other allegiance along the lines of, “Well,
it worked for Herschell Walker, and it will work for me!”
Subjective “measures”
are not measures at all, they are internal states, biases, preferences.
Zero Quibble with
internal states biases and prejudices…as long as they objectively serve your needs.
If a regimen “feels”
right but is providing diminishing or plateau returns, well, …
The Old Timers were
scrupulous with the questions of “Does this work or is it bunk?”
To determine that answer
there were a variety of Tests or Standard Measures that could be applied to
Test and Re-Test a staggering myriad of attributes.
We will present a
fistful of these tests for your own use in a loose series over the coming
months.
First…
What Test
NOT to Use.
The bathroom scales.
Skip the morning or
daily or weekly weigh-in.
Weigh-in measures are
of value for the combat athlete cutting to a weight-class [more on Old School
disdain for this practice at a later date.]
Weigh-ins are also of
value for those currently sitting past the bubble of the bell curve for average
weight vs. height.
That is, if you
tangibly know that you are carrying 20 pounds or more than seems wise, well,
the weigh-in can tell you, “Yeah, some is coming off” or it ain’t but it
measures not much more than that.
The human already
within the ballpark of a self-acceptable wight will find more noise than value
in the signal of daily or weekly scale readings.
There are wiser and
more useful metrics than this one-stop “live or die” by the scale reading.
The Time
Frame
In this series of Old School
metrics, the daily and weekly re-test is skipped.
Optimally, 10 weeks
out from the original test date is ideal for the Re-Test.
8 Weeks can tell us
something, but if the regimen is a complete overhaul, say going from pure calisthenics
to Olympic lifting, or from CrossFit to Unleaded, the 10-Week timescale really
allows us to determine whether there is or is not an objective value in what
you are doing.
There is no harm in sneaking
in a re-test every 4 weeks just to “see what’s what” but 10 weeks really will
seat the proof in your mind of “This new thing works like a charm!” or, “Well,
it’s time to stop wasting time with this noise.”
Old School
Test #1: Body-Fat Percentage
Changes in percentage
of bodyfat tell us far more about progress than any scale number ever could.
Afterall, in some
cases the scale number may tick up—which is a warning sign for most, but if the
bodyfat percentage sneaks down then that scale number will mean nothing but
good news—your better device in the bathroom is the mirror, the scale is merely
there to trick you.
The mirror, well, she
don’t lie.
Also, we may be 10
weeks into a program and weight hasn’t budged but the bodyfat percentage has
sneaked up, objectively something less than ideal has occurred.
Even if the scale
sneaks down, if the bodyfat percentage stays high we’re still seeing a regimen
that is a bit off-base.
To Measure
Bodyfat Percentage Like an Old-Schooler
Calipers can be used
in lieu of what is offered here, but for those who prefer Old School, give this
a go.
·
Grab a
plastic flexible tape-measure [plastic being our only concession to modernity as
cloth measures have stretch to them.]
·
Label this
tape measure and use it for all Tests and Re-Tests, there can be minor discrepancies
between tapes, you don’t want to impress yourself or disappoint yourself with
false measures on re-test days.
·
BEFORE a
training session [be it weights, CrossFit, running, yoga, it doesn’t matter, as
long as it is before] do the following.
·
Measure
first from shoulder to elbow to have the length of the humerus.
·
Then pick
the midway point between shoulder and elbow and wrap the tape around the arm
and take a circumference measurement with the arm held loose at the side and
relaxed.
·
Record
this number.
·
Now raise
the humerus parallel to the floor, flex the arm HARD and measure the circumference
at the peak of the biceps [male and female and whether or not you
think you have a peak or not—you do.]
·
Record
that number.
·
Chart the
date of the test, the relaxed arm measurement, and the flexed arm measurement.
·
Record the
difference between flexed arm and relaxed arm measurement.
· This differential is the key.
10-Week
Re-Test
·
Repeat the
relaxed arm and flexed arm measures.
·
Record the
difference between the two.
·
Look at
the original Test differential.
·
If the differential
number has increased, you are getting leaner.
·
If it the differential
decreased, you are storing more bodyfat.
·
If it remained
the same, no progress has been made in this sphere.
The madness behind the
method…
·
Muscle contains
contractile tissue.
·
Fat does
not—you can’t flex fat.
·
We store
fat somewhat evenly over the body with greater visibility in the hips and
thighs.
·
The single
differential Test on the Upper Arm will tell the tale for the entire
body.
The tests are not mere
aesthetic trivia, they are meant to provide objective feedback regarding whatever
conditioning method we are using.
Only so many training
hours in the day—choose wisely.
Me? I’ve chosen Old School.
For information on the
Unleaded Conditioning Program.
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diet and nutritional myths.
For a podcast on perhaps
the most overlooked aspect of conditioning progress.
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