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“The Tell-Tale Plop”: How to Scalp a Man by Mark Hatmaker

 


So, we’ve all heard that scalps were often taken as trophies following battle-kills by both Indigenous Tribes and Anglo-adopters of this fearsome way.

At times scalps were used as decorations to add fearsome aspect to war lances or as saddle adornments or used as “markers” to collect bounties and a few other sundry uses “decorative” and transactional.

What is seldom asked is, “Exactly how does one go about scalping a human?”

In cinematic representations it is often a time-shortened quick one-handed affair.

But…the actuality was often far different.

A more labor-intensive thing that demonstrates stopping to take a man’s scalp demands a bit more time, a bit more effort, and a lot more inclination that crosses the border into the unimaginable.

How to Scalp

ONE--Fell your victim.

TWO--Grip the hair on top of their head with the left hand [assuming you are right-handed.]

THREE—Make two semi-circular incisions around the skull with your knife—treat the skull as if you are tracing an equator and you are some grisly skull-circumnavigating Magellan.

FOUR—These two semi-circular incisions are made, in the words of the day “with and against the sun.”

[“With the sun” being clockwise and “Against the sun” well, guess.]

FIVE—Then edge your knife tip up under your “equator” to create some separation between flesh and bone giving you flaps of flesh to grip.

SIX—Stand on your victim’s shoulders with both feet.

SEVEN—Grip the scalp in two hands and pull until it comes loose with a “characteristic plop.”

[This plopping sound is remarked upon often, just two sources of this horrendous soundtrack being Nolie Mumey’s Life of Jim Baker 1818-1898, Richard F. Burton’s The City of the Saints [1861.]

Keep this bit of trivia in mind, there were quite a few scalps taken from the still living who survived.

Try to wrap your minds around the sensations during your scalping, following your scalping and that life-time of cranial scarring if you survived the infection that followed.

For more on alternate takes on scalping including Red-Scalping & Hand-Scalping see the following two essays.

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The Indigenous Ability Blog

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The Rough ‘n’ Tumble Raconteur Podcast

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